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EVERYBODY ELSE IS LIKE:

'OH MAN IT SUCKS I DON'T HAVA A MATESPRIT/KISMESIS' 

WHILE I’M HERE WITH ZERO QUADRANTS!!!!

FUUUCCCKKKK!!!!!!!!!!

I HAVE HIDDEN THIS LONG MAYBE I CAN HIDE AGAIN.

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1 year ago

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#KK rants

Do not ignore t)(is announcement, trolls.

theimperiouspisces:

Her Imperious Condescension:

It’s already mating season again, a full bilunar equinox )(as passed since t)(e last one so now t)(e time )(as come to retrieve t)(ose buckets from w)(atever leaky crevice you’ve been )(iding t)(em in. It is time to fulfill our carnal acts to supply a new generation wit)( genes.

Fill your pails, or meet your deat)(. For my culling drones are preparing to embark on a universe wide collection of your frot)(y disgusting genes to supply to our brooding mot)(er grub.

As long as you, a troll supplies your genes wit)(in a pail t)(en your life will be spared from my drones. I do not care w)(om you mate wit)( nor w)(at quadrants you may )(ave filled, as long as you supply to us w)(at we need for a new generation. 

You’ve not muc)( time left as it is, so get to it.

FRIEND COUNT ONE.

WHY AM I SO FUCKING STUPID?

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1 year ago

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OF ALL THE TIMES I NEEDED SOMEONE’S HELP…

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1 year ago

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"God I fucking hate everyone." You grumble as you walk around looking for ‘friends’ again.

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1 year ago

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#I think
#/shrugs/

"Whoa, don’t I feel like a chump. The only person I have on my chumroll is fucking Highblood, and not the one in the other room. I mean the one that ripped my arm off. Why do I still talk to him?"

You say to yourself as nobody is in your fucking room, or at least they better not.

So Sweetart evolved.

It’s not as cute as it was before….

But I guess it looks a little more terrifying and I could evoke more fear into my worthless opponents.

HA!!

TAKE THAT DAVE!

HOLY SHIT!

He wants to battle me NOW?!

Oh well, you gonna fucking lose Dave!

I have decided to name him after a human candy that I greatly enjoy!

Sweetart!