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WOOT!

I got a Spheal!

It’s a girl.

And I shall name it……..Diva.

I GOT A WAILMER!!!!~~~

FUCK YEAH FINALLY

IT’S A GIRL.

Now what should I name her.

I shall caller….

FLOWER.

So I jsut walked into this fucking guys hive and he just GIVES ME SHIT I NEED!

Like what the fuck!

If someone even got close to my lawnring I would be up there ass yelling at them in sheer rage for thinking they could step foot on my precious grass!

Fucking Pokemon logic.

Can I just ask AGAIN WHY a fuckign 10 year old has to be the one to save the world? Am I the only one that sees this as highly irresponsible of his lusus?

FUCK YEAH!!!!

Nugget hit his final evolution!

I am gonna fuck some shit up for good!!

Why the hell do I have to be the fucking hero?!

Why don’t the adults go and deal with the evil mastermind trying to raise an evil pokemon from the lava so they can expand the land?!

Fuck it I’m going to Slateport again!

I’m gonna raise Cotton up one more level so he will evolve THEN I will come back and deal with this bullshit.

FINALLY!!!!

GOD IT TOOK HALF MY ARSENAL TO BEAT THIS LITTLE SHIT.

I want one. I want to be a tank to.

WAIT!

No I want a fucking WEILORD.

That bitch is a ball of blubber.

I want that and a Walrein. 

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAMNIT!!!

WILL YOU FEINT ALREADY YOU PIECE OF SHIT?!

FUCKING MILOTIC AND IT’S GOD DAMN RECOVER.

IT’S LIKE THAT MOVE WAS MADE TO SPECIFICALLY PISS ME OFF!!

FINALLY!!!!

I BEAT THAT CUNT!!

WOOOOO

FUCK!

YEAH!!!!

FFFUUUCKING MAGIKARP!!!!

I WANT A WAILMER!!!!

OR EVEN A BAROOCH!!

BUT NO YOU!!

FUCKKKK!!!!1111