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thingsthatkillus:

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image thingsthatkillus replied to your post: Evening, Karkat.

Oh, so I can’t have some conversation with an old friend?

“Well, last time I remember speaking with you it was over trollian and you were insulting me to no end.”

You probably brought it upon yourself, boy.

How’ve you been, since? Still searching to right all of your wrongs?

"Well to be honest I gave up on that. I’m currently hiveless and wandering around ducking and covering whenever it becomes day."

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

//Just stare. You are so done with kids and their stupidity.

you are an idiot.

Correction, USED to be. It was a long time ago.

NO, I THINK YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT.

a downright fool.

DON’T GO CHALLANGING A GRAND HIGHBLOOD LIKE THAT. you’ll end up dead.

I have been through SO MUCH with a Grand Highblood. Turn’s out you guys aren’t all that ‘Grand’ you’re just giant teddy bears that are encased in a lot of anger.

not if we don’t like you.

AND I CERTAINLY DON’T LIKE YOU.

so don’t get your hopes up expecting any teddy-bear antics. ALL YOU’LL GET IS A GOOD CLUB TO THE HEAD.

Ooh, I’m highly offended right now.

Yeah no. Last time I got in close with a Highblood he went bat shit insane and I had to  lather myself up with every bottle of scented oils in his hive just so he couldn’t find me when I ran away.

Not doing that again. I am staying out of any Highblood’s life.

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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//Just stare. You are so done with kids and their stupidity.

you are an idiot.

Correction, USED to be. It was a long time ago.

NO, I THINK YOU’RE STILL AN IDIOT.

a downright fool.

DON’T GO CHALLANGING A GRAND HIGHBLOOD LIKE THAT. you’ll end up dead.

I have been through SO MUCH with a Grand Highblood. Turn’s out you guys aren’t all that ‘Grand’ you’re just giant teddy bears that are encased in a lot of anger.

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

//Just stare. You are so done with kids and their stupidity.

you are an idiot.

Correction, USED to be. It was a long time ago.

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

surprise, suprise

THAT’S THE ONLY PART

Fucking shocker.

Though I’m surprised that you aren’t trying to murder me yet. Props to you for that, I suppose.

you’ve given me no reason to harm you. YOU’VE GOT A MOUTH ON YOU, but i find most teenagers do.

Whoa teenager? You, sir, are very much in the wrong there. I am 11, which, for my shade, is very well into the beginnings of adulthood.

You put slander on my age, good sir.

eh, YOU ALL LOOK LIKE TEENAGERS TO ME.you certainly act like it, too.

WHEN YOU’RE THIS OLD, 11 sweeps is hardly toddling age.

Whoa. I’m so fucking offended right now. I should go over there and rip your eyes right out of your sockets!

OKAY, that could certainly be taken as a threat.

TRY, THAT, LITTLE MUTANT, and you might find yourself without any limbs.

I did that already and it didn’t work out well for me. Granted he was a lit smaller than you when he did it.

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

surprise, suprise

THAT’S THE ONLY PART

Fucking shocker.

Though I’m surprised that you aren’t trying to murder me yet. Props to you for that, I suppose.

you’ve given me no reason to harm you. YOU’VE GOT A MOUTH ON YOU, but i find most teenagers do.

Whoa teenager? You, sir, are very much in the wrong there. I am 11, which, for my shade, is very well into the beginnings of adulthood.

You put slander on my age, good sir.

eh, YOU ALL LOOK LIKE TEENAGERS TO ME.you certainly act like it, too.

WHEN YOU’RE THIS OLD, 11 sweeps is hardly toddling age.

Whoa. I’m so fucking offended right now. I should go over there and rip your eyes right out of your sockets!

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

surprise, suprise

THAT’S THE ONLY PART

Fucking shocker.

Though I’m surprised that you aren’t trying to murder me yet. Props to you for that, I suppose.

you’ve given me no reason to harm you. YOU’VE GOT A MOUTH ON YOU, but i find most teenagers do.

Whoa teenager? You, sir, are very much in the wrong there. I am 11, which, for my shade, is very well into the beginnings of adulthood.

You put slander on my age, good sir.

thingsthatkillus replied to your post: Evening, Karkat.

Oh, so I can’t have some conversation with an old friend?

"Well, last time I remember speaking with you it was over trollian and you were insulting me to no end."

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

surprise, suprise

THAT’S THE ONLY PART

Fucking shocker.

Though I’m surprised that you aren’t trying to murder me yet. Props to you for that, I suppose.

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

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zillyhoothebludgeoner:

evening, mutant.

Sadly that’s the best I have even been greeted in about a sweep. Though I could go without the insult of my blood.

sadly, YOUR BLOOD IS SOMETHING OF AN INSULT.

can’t be helped.

Whoa that fucking stings. Didn’t your lusus tell you to respect others. None of you damn indigo’s have manners.

my lusus didn’t teach me much of anything. BUT MANNERS AREN’T MUCH NEEDED FOR YOUR BLOOD, ARE THEY?

You know, normally I would sit back and listen to the insults you have to throw at me but I have heard them all before a million times. So can you skip that part, please.